the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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