So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
