I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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