There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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