Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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