That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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