I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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