my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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