sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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