i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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