we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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