im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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