Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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