Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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