Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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