ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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