I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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