just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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