Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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