do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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