i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I CAN MOONWALK!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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