we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
