that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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