so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she told me i tasted like america
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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