I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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