I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
