She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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