He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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