one two three fourrrrnication!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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