So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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