so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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