East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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