we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I have post one night stand depression
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