If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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