I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
