Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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