What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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