didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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