And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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