He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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