then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my being single is dangerous.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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