I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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