Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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