please come you make the beer taste better
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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