Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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