He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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