I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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