I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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