Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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