and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize