Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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