Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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